we all have that person(s) in lab who continuously
- hoards pens and/or sharpies
- hoards timers
- only uses one color in a multi-color pack of centrifuge tubes
- doesn’t notify anyone when a reagent is running low
- and also doesn’t remake stock solutions
- and/or always contaminates the stock solutions
- is allergic to emptying filled waste bags/buckets?? like it’s overflowing buddy c’mon
- doesn’t turn off the light bulbs of Very Expensive Microscopes when done
- never puts away their dried equipment next to the sink
- doesn’t toss out the ice in ice buckets when done and instead just has a lil aquarium on their lab bench
- leaves a trail of crumpled used paper towels everywhere like some lab-universe re-telling of hansel and gretel









