Science Proverbs
- A watched column never elutes
- When in lab, do as the postdocs
- Fortune favors the precise
- Good data is worth a thousand words
- There’s no place like lab on the weekends
- Too many undergrads spoils the project
- One postdocs trash is another student’s thesis project
- Don’t put all your data on one hard drive
- A little bit of data is a dangerous thing
- Don’t judge a grad student until you’ve pipetted a liter with their pipets
- Don’t throw out the pellet with the supernatent
- It’s no use crying over broken glassware
- Calculate twice, mix once
- Hope for the best, prepare for the worst









